Evening News with Claire Chazal channel TF- 1
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Before we go to the main news, Let me inform you
that the graduation results this year
broke all records :
86% of students passed successfully!
Great, I passed!
How cool!
Christian Clavier
Pierre- Francois Martin - Laval
Kev ADAM
Francois Morel
Arnaud Ducret
Stefi Selma
Raymond Bouchard
with Dominique Pinon
Screen play: Pierre- Francois MARTEEN - LAVAL and Matthias GAVARRI
Based on the comic "Les Profs" PICA and ERROC
Music: Mathieu Gonet
producer: Roman Rojtman
In contrast of the increased rates
is the consistent bad record hold by
High school "Jules Ferry"
in one small town.
Worst school in France.
I don't understand...
Students are from good families... Inexplicably!
We have tried to help you.
We even got assistance from the best teachers.
Expensive!
And unsuccessful.
Only 12% passed the exam!
Students prefer other schools 30 kilometers away,
rather than going to "Jules Ferry"!
The Education Minister is pressing me!
For the next year the target is set to 50% pass rate,
otherwise your school will be closed, and I'm...
I don't know how to...
Exactly.
But my deputy believes
there's a chance to save your school and my job.
A last chance.
This idea is... original.
And not yet tested?...
No, nowhere.
And what is the idea that...
You have good teachers.
But you need the worst ones.
I don't understand...
- Worst. - Excuse me?
Worst teachers.
Another teachers, I understand, but that's...
The worst students with the worst teachers.
- The worst? - Yes, for the worst - the worst.
This is silly...
We must hope! Two negatives make an affirmative.
- Yeah, but... - Here, you already agree.
I found the stars!
Gladys. A rare gem!
I beg your pardon?
We are looking for the station. How to get there?
Ok, go to your France, come back when learned.
Are you insane?
Cutiro. The genius of a kind!
- Posture! Posture! - Nothing, you can go.
I can't go! He's back is not straight!
Eric. Very athletic, even too much!
Here, sport is good for you!
Close the boot!
- Teach others! - I didn't turn off...
Albert - a champion of being kicked out from everywhere!
My Portfolio...
To teach philosophy - means to understand
we don't understand anything
and are unable to understand what we don't understandable.
Maurice. Deported from Quebec!
Amine, she is... she
Napoleon Bonaparte used pasta in 1796...
Poloshon, my favorite!
You failed the teaching exams 18 times, didn't you?
No, no...
Francis Huston, I'm from the Ministry of Education.
At the discussion of May 68th I have argued
Napoleon's influence on student demonstrations.
- And you prove it? - Yes! But not according to the examiners.
They are incompetent!
From today you are a history teacher.
Make 50% of students to pass the exam,
and consider all your requests accepted.
Academic awards, civil pension, moving to an island...
Holiday in Austerlitz?
Fascinating!
And what if we don't succeed and it leaks to the press?
Nobody will know.
And we will succeed.
High school "Jules Ferry". The beginning of next school year.
THE TEACHERS
director Pierre- Francois Martin - Laval
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce the new colleagues.
They will be in charge for the seniors.
This is an extreme challenge, but I am sure that they will...
I expect that all of you will help them.
We are here... ready for anything.
Okay, let's get known. I'm Eric, the PE teacher. I hope...
May I?
My name is Eric, I teach PE.
You like sports? Active at day keeps you active at night!
Can I turn now?
Quiet!
Good morning!
So, my name is Gladys, I'm glad to meet you!
I'll write my name on the black board.
So, please introduce yourself. You!
My name is Quentan, 'm seventeen.
My name is Quentin, I am seventeen.
Next! You!
- Is this for me? - I don't know.
The rainbow.
No, it's you.
- I told you... - Next!
Yes?
Good morning, my name is Nectarine, I am sixteen,
I skipped two years because I have skills in most academic fields and I love English!
- Madam, I didn't make mistakes! - It's so long!
Excuse me, but I am against your methods.
You're late! So what's your name?
- Boulard. - In English!
Bula-ard.
You got a problem, Boulard?
- No, sorry, I... - In English! Here!
I said... I say... I'm sorry, because I'm...
I am singing in the rain, you know?
It's like - like ketchup, mustard.
Paris Hilton, you know? It is... Ugh
New York City, like Chinatown, sauce barbecue.
You know it is like - wow!
Yes, we can!
Idiot!
And don’t try to play fool around with me!
So, next!
And how is he? Kissing? Was tender?
Excuse me I'm late,
but in flip flops climbing up the stairs is very difficult.
So, let me introduce.
Weirdo...
Well, we will spend a year together.
At least at the beginning we need to
learn each other's names.
- Cutir? - Chicken?
Clear?
I don't know... Perhaps here a bit...
That's it.
That's it. Now it's your turn. Take a sheet of paper.
Write the name on the top left,
name, age,
group and class last year.
I want to know which one of you here will eventually repeat the year.
Of course, it's not a problem...
Ah, mister Principal, just on time!
I'm on a break. I can't smoke in front of the students.
Back shortly.
How are you?
- You'll see, everything will be ok. - Yeah...
One is missing, mister Principal.
One of 300 students - it's fine, Mr. Miguén.
No, not a student, one of the Seven Samurai.
Already run away?
Good afternoon. How are you guys?
Hello ladies and gentlemen, the world is cruel, and the school is...
Hey kids, how was your holiday?
Who are you? Why are you not in class?
- It's too early. - No, it's too late.
I'm late since year 96. It is a family tradition.
What?
Yes, in our family Boulard, this is a sacred tradition.
Already in the Middle Ages, my great, great... in general, my ancestor Gontran de Boulard,
got late to wake up King Henry.
- What year are you in? - Same as last.
- For second time? - No.
For third. And then luckily - fourth, God will...
Never give up, follow your dream and one day you may be able to...
Oh no, I dream returning to Madame Perron in year one.
She scented like strawberries.
I was the best in year one! Well, almost.
I will never forget. Diplodocus, life cockatoo, Soissons...
Napoleon died in exile...
In 1789.
In 1821! There was nothing in 1789.
It doesn't matter. Napoleon died and no one cares.
No, I do care!
You need to fill the gaps in your knowledge! Come on!
Let me go! Sick! Psycho! Are you a pedophile?
Mister Nerd.
Who is the author?
Wonderful.
I'll give you 35 minutes.
To tell me.
I'm not in hurry.
He's one of yours. Excuse him, the clock didn't ring.
What kind of clock?
Tell me, please, what is your alarm clock?
An ordinary one - my mother.
Clocks used to be simple.
Press a single button and they stop ringing.
Now the trouble comes with the mobile phones.
You put it on vibration mode, then bury it under the pillow,
And you can still hear it. ...br-r-r-r.....
Yes, you are right!
- Go and sit, but don't run. - Running, that's not me.
Enough.
Are you thirsty? I have carrot and blueberries juice.
No thanks, I'm late and I still need to find my class.
Wait, wait...
We are one of a hell team!
Hello, I'm your new history teacher, because I passed the exam!
- Excuse me, but... - Miss, sit down.
- But I'm... - No but, sit down, we are late.
- But I do.... - Just sit down!
Enough already, We're wasting time, take a sit.
I can deal with a chatterbox.
So, my name is Antoine Poloshon with 'sh'.
Don't misspell it with 'ch' - Polochon(Pillow) as I get offended.
What are your names?
What's that?
Take a sheet, fold it in half, then once again to make a card.
- Business card? - Square?
Portrait or landscape?
Well, someone wants to make impression!
Well, before we get deep into the subject, let's revise the basis.
Epoch of Napoleon!
Napoleon Bonaparte was born in Ajaccio.
The city was hot...
- Excuse me, will you be a long time? - What does it mean?
I teach German and you've interrupted my lesson.
I see... I was thinking...
You are too old for a student...
Well, thank you.
- Move away! For frisbee lesson! - Is frisbee on the exam?
To pass the 50% you must be prepared!
This one is completely insane.
I hate coffee machines.
I am totally against coffee.
I had a cup in '93, couldn't sleep all day!
You don't need this.
- Do you have coffee at home? - Yes. What is the point?
- And husband? - No.
What about boyfriend?
That's him. He burst into my lesson and began...
I once kissed Marceline Jacare on the lips.
But he is long gone. There is no other.
- No kisses ever.... - With tongue, no.
You've been targeted.
The German teacher.
Our quick Poloshon!
No way. She wouldn't fall for someone as me.
Sometimes without words you say more.
- She can't take her eyes of you. - Same point!
Flirting? I doubt it, it's not her style.
Yes?
Dear Sir, please excuse Boulard for he cannot
participate in your lessons due to some problems with his testicles.
Signature: Mr. Boulard.
Well, I got it. But the problem is Up, not Down and it is on.
- Top? - Come on!
You're free. Stay in cool.
Yes, you deserve standing applauds. Ready!
Good afternoon. Let me explain, sport - that's life!
It is all around and free.
Hey, Britney Spears, dear, listen to me!
- I'm Nectarine! - Okay.
Don't spend on sports clubs!
- Jacques, get on the tree! - I'm Ludovic, sir.
Ludovic, Jacques, Josephine...all the same Who cares. Get moving!
Faster! Hey you! Come on, you - the rainbow!
Boudin (sausage), you had enough food! Put kebab down and go!
- This is not a kebab. - It is, a chicken one!
What did you do to your body?
- What? - As if it's not yours!
What's your problem? Are your pants too tight?
Watch your attitude.
- Once on the ground, you won't fall further, Jacques. - But it hurts.
Life is pain, remember!
- Keep going. Nadia, your turn. - I'm Juliette.
Enough of you games! Do you think I'm stupid?
All gather! Shrek, sit down.
Is it funny, Jackie Chan?
And you - take off this wig!
Hello everybody!
Hey, wake up!
Please write on a sheet your name, address, phone number and so on.
Then pass it to me at the end of the lesson. Today we'll do text analysis.
What is that here!
You are late young man. Sit down.
Yeah...
Let's not wasting more time. We have work to do, haven't we?
Please have your exercise book ready.
What is she saying?
Doesn't matter! If I had passed my exams I wouldn't be here to see her.
You at the back...
She says "flip the book"! Moron!
"Moron" - a word not in use since the 19th century.
So cool...
We've waited years for IT room but finally got it, you know
Oh, yeah.
Capitalists build prisons and close schools, spit on teachers.
But it will end badly, because at the end who will pay?
The prisoners?
Things don't have meaning until you use them. Write it down.
Sir, it's not very convenient, the chairs are too low.
No, they are high! You just have low tables.
Below the top but above the floor, below ground, above the head.
Everything is relative. Write.
I give up, I don't understand anything at all.
Write, it is important.
He is a complete moron. He complicates everything.
I understand only "write".
What are you doing, sir?
The coat rack talks!
- I'm not a coat rack, sir. - Hanging a coat proves that you are.
I'll go mad.
- I don't get anything. - Just do as I do.
Squint eyes and nod head pretending all is clear.
Clown! I'll go to the Principal.
Don't do it Nectarine, we're not snitches.
They are wrong.
But the French teacher is a bomb. She is a serious stuff.
Because of her I come on time. Take this from Boulard.
Your voyeurism is satisfied but we'll fail. Ignoramus!
Ignoramus - the word depreciated in the 610th.
Boulard, sit properly. You are not in the Middle Ages.
Deputy Head teacher - Mr."Nightmare".
It is not funny. 80% of accidents happen with home supplements.
Miss, how many children do you have?
None. I am just 16. I skipped 2 years.
And you fatty boy?
I skipped over Karina but luckily no children too.
Relax, it's chemistry, it takes on average two years to conceive.
So, here are the usual things -
Antibacterial spray, liquid soap, and of course...
Eggs!
Everything was going well until suddenly your children opened cupboard.
You are tired of chores, and fall asleep.
However...
- It stings my eyes. - Sir, can we go?
You don't have my problems, because you sit all the time.
But with flip-flops on the stairs - it's extremely dangerous! Bye.
I have two movie tickets.
Two? I see, madam likes comfort.
No, I think it's good to get closer.
Teaching - it's a team work, right?
Yes, of course, of course! You are a good pro!
I really need substitution on Friday.
Bio-products' fair is only once a month!
So I have to take your class?
Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Coming on strike this Thursday?
Paul, I'd love to, but we're on a mission here, not for fun.
Oh yes, by the way until Thursday I'll have two in a row.
What can I do...
I don't understand I managed to tuck...
- Cuckoo! - Hi.
Marie, it was so silly today...
Dolores, meet Antoine Reblochon (Smelly Cheese),
we were in the same class.
Exactly, I just wanted to tell you... When I opened the door...
Clearly, you are new. The Elite Squad, right?
Yes. I don't think you're too old, Marie.
Oh, how kind.
I'll accompany you. Our bus is in 4 min.
- Wow, bus. - They are the stars...
- What a shame... - No, thank you, we'll walk.
Watch out!
Thanks, you saved me.
- You're hurting me... - let her go!
He's crazy!
See you...
Remember, sport - it's free
we don't need a shopping basket, to play basketball.
Excuse me, sir, but the tobacco is bad.
I need the tallest and strongest! They'll be our baskets!
It's all in the newspapers.
66% of graduates at least once have tried cannabis, upsetting!
Only once? Upsetting!
If you improve your body, you can make wow love nonstop!
And who is not involved in sport, will sit forgotten in the corner...
Weak stuff.
Patience will be rewarded.
A Boulard!
Hello, sir.
Well, yes. Now I see.
You're not lying.
Well...
Okay.
Take care.
Warm up!
I was wrong. Cool stuff...
I glide, like a drop of rain...
I'm on a skating rink!
Pulled to the ground, getting on the ground! Better, better...
Lead the ball! Come on!
Class! Dribble!
Why don't you move?
Pussy! Come on!
Ok. Understood? This is the basketball!
Continue! Nelly, catch the ball!
Obelix, put down the couscous!
It's not couscous, Sponge Bob.
Hey, don't push it!
Stews, couscous, whatever. We're not blind.
I'm not blind, sir, Just have glasses.
Take off your socks!
Cool exercise, sir.
That's right! Sadly, my examiners didn't like it.
Hey, don't crush Britney!
Yes, cool stuff...
Two months later...
I will write to the Minister! You're all worthless!
Disgraceful!
The English teacher force my son to eat a dictionary!
It's not your turn, madam Vilano.
It's me now. I'm Mr.Blondeau, Nectarine's dad.
She's very clever...
The chemistry teacher dropped her book bag in acid...
Bungee jumping from the roof of the school - this is outrageous!
Yes, I heard.
But the teachers are free to choose their teaching methods.
Is the suicide included in the curriculum as a standard?
Please, don't be...
Excuse me. Just to leave the keys for the video room.
Here they are. Relax. Have a nice weekend.
Mr.Nerds... Kutir, you're 50 minutes earlier.
Have you read Pierre Maya?
The average student concentrates only three minutes in one hour.
Until Monday, eh? See you.
Excuse me, excuse me, let me...
Is this the freedom to choice methods?
Huston, we have a problem. You have to come.
Skip the drama!
They are champions and all champions have very complex personality.
Come!
If the school is closed, 300 students will be 40 km away from the other one!
See, Huguette, I've balanced the ball with the left hand.
Hello?
Say something, Huston! I need help!
What is this machine?
This is not a machine, it is a tape recorder.
Gosh. Prehistoric.
So today we'll put the words in the right place.
I am black!
I got the right to vote!
I'm black, and I will be back!
Your turn.
Get up, sleepyhead!
Boulard!
Ugh...
Your turn.
- I am... - I'm black.
I'm back.
I'm black and got the right...
I'm back, I get the bag.
Yes...
I'm back, I get the bag.
I hope so. But don't fool me.
- Oh, no, no, I don't fool you.
- Never? - Never-land!
But... but... what's happened with the chalk?
Glued!
- Boulard! - Yes?
Oh, My God...
Oh, okay, I see, I see, I see. All clear.
Okay, get your stuff. The lesson is over.
No, the lesson is not over, It is 4:48pm.
It's broken.
No, it's not broken, the lesson is not over and it's 4:48...
- Broken! - Not broken!
Like I said, the clock is broken!
Here's the gadget.
Hello?
I know it's you, Mr. Principal!
This is a talking clock!
- You must continue the lesson! - Listen!
My methods are revolutionary, I fought for them for years.
I will not tolerate someone to interfere with my work!
- Roger! - Roger!
Roger. Over.
Napoleon stated...
Napoleon stated that... Damn, how do you clean...
Napoleon stated...
Japan is located in the Asian Pacific
and covers an area of 380,000 square kilometers.
We combine water and soda
which gives a mixture of lightly carbonated water.
- It's logical. - Ridiculous.
What's wrong with the radiator, Mr.Miranda?
The thermostat is stuck. Strange. It looks like it's been tampered with.
Okay, I'll bring some firewood. Nothing else I can do.
She insists not on emotions, but insists on...
- Feelings! - Yes, Boudin, right!
Excellent! Excellent, Boudin!
I don't know what's happened with you today, but you're doing great.
- Is the machine faulty? - It took me 10 euros.
The beast is broken. I'll fix it.
- No! I'm not thirsty any longer! - Me too.
I know one method.
- Scientific? - A foot procedure!
Attention!
How's going on with the German teacher?
- Goes with the flow. - It's good for the spine.
I'm burning as a sausage on fire.
- Oh, no.... - No...
Yes. I almost broke her ribs.
- So what? - Nothing. She laughed.
- She likes it. - Likes what?
She likes you've got a male attitude.
Male - an animal, but not evil, male - an animal!
Don't understand.
The old man thinks women like strong and brainless men.
- Agree. - Brainless strong men?
Every time I go in the rain, shoes stick...
Hey, babe!
Ah Antoine, it's you.
I hope you don't have plans for the evening! I'll take you out.
I'm afraid today will not work because...
Get lost!
Touch her and you're dead.
- Don't be afraid, I am here. - Antoine, are you all right?
You worried baby.
The tattoo, your bird... It flies away.
Yes, it loves to fly.
What an international shame...
Anyway, is 8 o'clock still good?
No, I have already plans I somewhat...
Yes, he's super sassy. Let's go.
Bye.
- He smeared you. - Where?
He is a complete moron!
End of first term
- So, we are doing better. - Better?
Ah, Mister deputy inspector. We've got teachers' meeting.
You've asked me to come. Now, I'm here.
Continue. Be -be -be- become better?
The average score in the senior classes is up.
We've overcome the worst, except some subjects
where students have not progressed at all.
I'm at the stage of observation, analyzing, making conclusions.
What's going on here?
There's interference on us how to do our job.
You know, personally I'm having some difficulties with the material.
Oh, come on! We are all squeezed!
I know I have to be careful. Zero risk, but...
- Zero risk? - Exactly.
Here...
Censorship.
Censorship?
Kids, what is the time?
6:12, sir.
Isn't it time for bed?
But...
So, I'll tell you straight.
You have a talent, incredible! You are talents!
And I will not allow any obstacles to our geniuses!
Thank you.
I am responsible for this school, and I think that everyone should obey the rules!
- It's school, not a jungle! - Jungle?
By the way, I know a school in Guinea, where a Principal is urgently needed.
Listen to me carefully, because I will tell you this only once.
Give the teachers carte blanche!
While the troops crossed the Berezina
I suddenly realised - it is minus forty, and I don't feel it!
I hadn't even taken my gloves.
Long live the Emperor!
In today's lesson you'll think of exercise, find solution
and checked it by yourself. And be silent.
You have 45 minutes.
Start.
Con- con- con- concentrate!
Are you sleeping, Are you sleeping, brother Jack?
Thank you.
Brother Jack?
Madam, Boulard yanked my tail!
Lie.
What do you...
Problem solved.
What can I say? You would've cut it eventually someday.
- Is it safe? - Sit quietly.
hydrochloric acid affects magnesia
available in chocolate and seafood
and then there is a reaction...
Nectarine?
With hydrogen.
Nectarine?
- Is it safe? - Yes. No.
Yes or no?
Yes, I am sure that no you don't risk. Yes... no...
Yes or no?
Of course, yes, yes, no...
I'm sorry, to interrupt you...
What a huge glove...
I thought it was seafood, but it's more like chocolate.
Yes, exactly, it's chocolate, however, it has a slight taste of shit.
I don't eat shit.
Missed...
Average.
Come on! Well done!
And you forgot to put the cake....
Thank you.
Damn...
- My leg! - Broken legs, don't give up!
Is it mine? No, you need to take an action!
Along with Beauty decomposition always goes!
Well, do you see?
I told you, your school sucks. This one is the coolest!
I see there is...
Ass! Ass! Naked ass!
Yes, I saw a raw of naked ass.
And?...
Rousseau, nature, philosophy, but no touching is allowed.
No touching...
Don't fuck with me, Boulard.
He is not in the office. Can I call the police?
He never disappeared...
- Nightmare... - They brought it.
Don't do it, the months are harsh, it's not your fault.
Give me your hand.
Look down Miguén.
What is this?
No, no, tomorrow! Come back tomorrow! We don't have places!
Stop! You can't go there!
The school is filled to 120%.
- It can't be true! - It is.
It's all because of them.
Students come here from 30 kilometers.
Something happens Miguén.
Something is happening.
Okay, go ahead.
Hush!
Quiet!
- Thank you. - Come on.
- Thank you. - We are very pleased.
Thank you.
For you it's free, miss. Girls go for free.
How cool!
Not free for all girls. Come on.
- When I say ha ha... - Madam, he cheats!
Not any longer.
Con- con- con- concentrate!
Carrot juice...
- Hi. - Thank you.
- Excuse me, sir, you can not. - Why?
It's a stupid questions! Move!
It was like a vision.
She was sitting on the bench, not noticing a thing
because the scales blanketed her eyes.
Involuntarily he shrugged, and when was a little further...
There is no place...
Is it so difficult ever be on time? You're sloth!
Sloth.
This word was scratched in a cave long before Christ.
Better say " whacked ".
Boulard.
Go out of the window.
I'm sorry, could you get lost? This is my place.
Thank you.
Hello.
This is Albert!
I need a space for the awards.
- And I'll be having Sedan! - Want Sedan?
Well, I asked, and they agree!
Coming on strike on Monday?
Oh, Paul. We're overloaded with work.
Can I have an autograph for your brother?
Write dedication, I'll sign.
Thank you.
- Could you sign on... - No, I...
You broke it by running in my desk. Be kind.
Perisher!
Thank you, now I can make a claim for physical abuse.
I'm kidding! Yet.
I don't understand, Maurice, I did as you said, and it's a disaster!
Strange.
I'm burning as in hell.
Change the coach. Maurice is not the man!
He knows that he knows exactly that he knows nothing at all.
Coming on Monday on strike?
Thank you.
Move!
This teacher is mine!
She needs romance, courtship.
Trust me. She is waiting for her prince.
When I go in the woods, my feet get so swollen...
The galactic shame.
Antoine, come on, everyone looks!
I hereby noble Antoine Poloshon,
invites you to have pizza in a cafe "Vesuvius"
where you will be served a welcome cocktail
and a mysterious box...
with a surprise inside.
Come back! White ass!
Marie, I'll catch the horse and come back! Don't go on the bus!
This one is completely insane.
- What are you waiting? - Nothing.
- Coming then. - Yes.
Mock exam today (10 weeks before the real exam)
Don't queue if you don't have a permit!
They have extreme sports here!
- They have a maniac, too! - How very Gotham...
I even put my shirt on!
We booked a desk!
I'm sorry. All full.
Not fair...
Five plus....
The job is done, time for a drink!
- Come on! - He's my favorite.
Leave it to me. Bubbles and gas are my strong side.
- Here's the appetizer. - I love chips.
Hold on.
Well, how is it? With Marie?
Waterloo.
If it is less than sixteen, I'll be very upset.
This is normal.
Three.
- Have I heard three? - Three?
Is it possible just to say "three"?
No, no...
He said so.
Three percent passed the exam.
It's... a little. Too little.
Just unbelievable.
Wait for me.
Three percent! This isn't bad, this is a disaster!
Redouble our efforts! Tomorrow I'll get the para-planers!
Accept the obvious. We underestimated the complexity of this school.
Incredible!
When he is drunk, I understand him!
- Are you sure 3%? - Unfortunately, yes.
Couldn’t be a mistake?
I almost believed we would succeed, but I'm sorry, with such teachers...
3% - it's brilliant!
Oh yes, "brilliant", we need to change the plan!
We must find a solution, otherwise the school is closed!
Whatever you do, the school still will be closed.
- I don't understand. - Another 2 months. We will continue.
And if you don't cooperate, next stop is Guinea!
I won't let you!
If the Press finds out about your methods, you and your boss are history!
The person who employed the worst teachers for school
where the best ones failed, deserves this.
If your boss is fired, you'll take his place...
It haven't crossed my mind...
The Deputy Inspector deceived us!
We are incompetent.
We're the worst teachers in France.
We weren't hired to save the school, but to destroy it!
That bastard!
I believe I'm "incompetent" because of my revolutionary methods.
I'm used to. But they are not!
They are not incompetent!
Who said you're incompetent? It's opposite!
Don't lie on us, we know about the plot.
Don't dramatize!
For you this year will be a failure as usual, nothing will change!
Because of us the school will be closed!
Schools are closed regularly, don't you read papers.
The school year is not finished yet. Steering wheel, power?
Take us seriously.
Be strong and don't give up.
But if you see the Good Fairy, ask her for the exam questions.
Now, excuse me but I have to go. Bye.
- Bureaucrat! - Get lost!
Find the questions? Who do you think we are?
Albert, don't you know some criminals?
Antoine, are you kidding?
It's risky. Even if you destroy all the clues...
Although...
An accident...
We're not killing anybody. Just need the questions.
If we steal them from the ministry, the school is saved. Think about it.
Jojo. Jojo - the fryer.
Last year I didn't do well bit now...
- What's your result? - F star.
It was all over before it began.
If I don't graduate, I'll do sushi with my father for life.
- This test was really hard. - Only 3% passed.
This percentage is relative. How many of us did sit the exam?
Nearly a hundred.
What is 3 % of a hundred? Here's how to look at it!
Only 3 students passed.
Sushi...
Stronger, Gladys, Make the police to attack!
Whenever ready, Gladys.
I can't believe it!
So what?
Remember Napoleon said: "Motivation is the key to success".
So what?
So what, in your place, Glad I would...
Finally Glad!
Berrichon (Fruit), is that you?
What should I say?
Don't say we are here!
We are not here!
What are you doing? Shut up.
Oh, Marie! You are still in school?
Yes, I checked the students' work, so... What are you doing?
- I'm walking! - That's not my voice.
- Sounds very similar. - Really?
I meditate. Sometimes you need to recharge.
This responsibility is big...
Yes, that's true.
Bye for now.
You are not you letting me in?
This is not my house!
- Not my house? - Is this my house?
Great...
I just thought, maybe we could...
You want this too?
Okay, bye.
Better late than never but sooner the better!
- She wants your pants off! - Kind of.
Take off my pants...
Well, since you're finished, can continue?
- Yes. - You. On the pitch.
So we could?
You're covered in blood! I knew that you're hurt!
- I'll have a shower and be as new. - We're going to the hospital.
Come on Monday. So that we could?
Antoine, you're delusional, you need to see a doctor.
No, I can not, I'm not alone...
Okay, then. I don't understand.
Call me, when done with your game.
Okay, I have to go.
So on Monday, we could still go to hospital!
Come on, Glad, again!
Give us red chalk! Give us red chalk!
Fuck the police!
Damn it! (in German)
Damn it! (in Spanish)
Where are the seven wonders of the world?
In Paris, all day.
They organized a protest at the ministry because of the red chalk!
What is this nonsense? What's next...
Protest in Paris?
Give us red chalk!
<The Minister has tiny dick>
Come on!
Step number two. Serge, the way is clear.
Super!
Wait, Serge!
Good luck! Come on!
Good luck, good luck to you!
Plan of the Ministry!
Step three! Amine!
- Hello, Miss. - Hi.
I'm looking for a place, I don't the name, but it seems that it is...
What will do? One guard didn't show!
- Maybe he's gay? - Or dead!
I'll show you. And then I suggest that ...
Wait!
That's it!
It must be on this street...
They want to steal the questions for the exam!
To steal the questions for the exam?
Yes, I know, it's madness!
Yes, madness...
I even found a receipt! They bought masks!
Steal the questions....
- Or maybe they'll go skiing? - Super.
Excuse me?
I don't, no, no...
I can't believe it.
I wanted to warn you.
I'm sick.
All right, I'm calling the police.
Come on, there's nobody here.
Step four - it's you Maurice.
- All as agreed? - Just say "hello".
Masks.
Sir?
Yes, you.
Hello.
Yes?
Hello.
Who are you? Where would you like to go?
Who am I, where am I going? This is a complex question.
And how will I know where to go, if I don't know where I intended to go?
Excuse me?
Up Boulard, go, it's 4pm, the lesson has started!
- Thank you, sir Miguén, mindful as usual. - You bet! Out!
Where is my mobile?
Boulard, open the door!
Open the door immediately!
Boulard! You accidentally locked the door!
Sometimes you need to close eyes to see clearly.
Do you understand? Try it.
But I'm at work.
Try, you'll thank me later.
See, I close my eyes and see, I see thousands of lakes, forest,
wolves, bears and many Labradors.
What do you see?
- I see the sea... - Sea, yeah, yeah...
And my mum.
- Really? More? - More ships.
Gulls, how cool!
- Oh, shrimp! - Shrimp?
Yes, small shrimp runs along the sand.
Ops, ran away.
Nine hours locked
Jojo - the fryer was right.
No doubt. True professional.
- Step number six. - Freeze!
There are motion detectors.
Beware!
Where's the light switch?
Albert, not now!
Ok, slowly.
Piece of cake!
Mum...
Here's the light.
Sorry.
- Step number six. - Seven! Six - motion detectors!
Yes, but there was a light.
This stage was important for me!
Step number six is breaking the safe! Here it is written!
This can blow up the whole pot.
Well, we steal the questions, aren't they going to change them?
We won't take them.
Is it yours?
And when they see that the safe was blown, aren't they going to change the questions?
- Plug your ears! - No, no!
I don't understand...
I understand, it is easier to blow up in schools!
Bravo, great, bravo! What a stupid plan!
Cuckoo, guys!
Why are you here? This is not according to plan!
I found a shop, all for 50 cents.
I bought 15 Eiffel Towers!
- A real bargain! - Excellent!
And we need to know the code! How to crack a six-digit code?
Six digits? Ten on the power of six?
There are a million options, too much.
Unless the code is chosen by human, not a machine.
Let's make an equation.
Knowing that 7 is selected in 64 percent of cases...
Is this Egyptian?
That's it! 7-3-2-9-8-7!
Albert!
Not working! Blowing!
Impossible! This is the logic of Lapunov's formula!
Bravo!
Steve Jobs done it well, I love it!
Here's the Minister, wife, daughter, Labrador, the inauguration...
If you're the Minister of Education, what code would you choose?
14/03/1879. Albert Einstein birthday!
09/12/1774. Napoleon got measles!
03/06/1991. Film "Double Impact" with Van Dam!
No, no, no, no, the date of inauguration!
15-06-2012.
These are his favorite figures.
This depends whether he is pleased...
Albert, come on!
62 hours locked
It was Boulard!
You are on duty, Mr. Miguén?
- Boulard is killer, he locked me! - No, you're wrong.
Terrorist! Taliban!
Boulard is slacker
but I can't expel him because he didn't open a door for you!
I will write to the Minister! He will be expelled!
Now what?
Maybe they prepared performance?
Mock exam.
Mock?
Mock exam, to be prepared.
It's open mock. You can take textbooks, notebooks.
It's cool.
This training, type of training.
But take it seriously.
Just in case.
Some questions may turn to
to be the same as on the exam?
Yes!
You never know...
Don't waste time! Places!
Posture!
Thanks Boudin.
"Thanks", but I didn't give it to you.
You took it, although you had no right.
You shouldn't threaten someone not knowing what he is capable of.
You have two hours.
- Time! - Time!
What kind of nonsense is this?
- Boulard! - Silence!
Look!
I don't understand.
They did it! God, I knew it.
What do you know? What did they do?
Hey, what's the hurry? You have one hour and forty five min. more!
I finished, sir.
- Funny. - What is funny?
- Brad. - But... hey, Nectarine?
Why did you give us questions for year 9?
We're grown-ups! This is humiliation!
No, if this is for the year 9... What the...
They're all losers!
Why questions for the ninth?
Because they're good for nothing!
Good for nothing, right! Do you understand the pun?
No.
They even stole the wrong questions.
- Superiors could not! - Anyone can make a mistake.
Silence, please people work here!
On their ground - their rules.
Their ground! I can easily report them!
That's not right, Nectarine.
They risked themselves for us.
They need to give us knowledge, so we won't be the France's notorious looser!
I'm sorry for you Nectarine, you have a calculator instead of a heart!
This is my calculator!
And I have my calculator, okay?
What is your say?
Judge all, preach all, you graduate!
- Here people work! - Excuse me, here people say, thank you.
True, I stay in the same class for years and I don't pass the exams.
But so I had the chance to meet these unconventional teachers.
Yes, you're right, they did not teach you.
On the contrary!
For first time I come early in the morning and listen to all lessons.
First time since year 1!
Can't you understand? We have work to...
No one works here, it's "Jules Ferry"!
Well said!
They taught a lesson which is more important than any curriculum!
They didn’t lose faith, didn't give up, and for whom?
For whom, Nectarine?
For us. They did it for us.
I don't know what it is, glands ache here and here.
Swollen, but so what?
It happens, work, this will self-heal.
Let me guess, Poloshon,
you also have tonsillitis and you also need sick leave?
I hope you are aware of the consequences?
You can not be a teacher anymore.
I'm not a teacher.
I knew you are fibber. And a big stump.
I heard also you're a liar and a crook.
But I thought you are brave.
Even in your defeats you are charming.
I didn't think you are a coward.
Leaving just two weeks before the exam.
My Roboshon would never go away.
But maybe I'm wrong...
Okay, so all is lost!
You won't pass the exam!
You won't take a chance and fly!
The word "impossible" is not French!
Think of yourself as loosers - yes, you are.
But so am I.
We are a team of loosers.
But we're a team!
The guard dies, but never give up!
My students, my children,
unite our weakness!
Uniting!
And you, colleagues...
You all - my friends!
You gave me strength.
Don't leave me!
Not now!
From the height of the building
I look at 40 weeks behind us.
Ahead are only two!
Two. To erect in the middle of the yard the obelisk of our victory!
I'm back, I'll pass the test.
Yes! Hand over the exam!
You pass the exam!
Where are they?
And don't forget to flush!
53622!
Exactly! Now find the integral.
Use the rule of three. And look, make no mistake in the sign.
Mr. Nerds... Mr. Kutir, we need to talk.
Let's drink some coffee in July.
End of Napoleon's sleep!
Bandages for the French lesson!
Hurry! Hurry!
So, I read a poem, and you select the key idea.
You'll have the bandage off, when I wear a coat.
Take your helmets! Who forgot the helmet?
She always gives my sister .... she wants.
I'm sorry! Fix your helmet.
- Shawarma? - Yes, exactly!
Each one of us becomes stronger and knows himself,
colliding with other people.
He drinks.
I understand everything!
Elixir!
- Elixir? - It is against stupidity!
Elixir!!
He drugs them?
Nothing illegal.
Caffeine, ginger, vitamins A, B, C, D, F, and G,H
plus 9 Colombian herbs.
- Elixir... - We all have our secrets.
More clever!
Dust in eyes. I don't believe at all in your success.
And do you know why? Can't drift from three to fifty just by chance!
Week ahead, who knows?
Students are lazy, worst teacher!
I hope, you're not afraid of insects. In Guinea, mosquitoes are the size of a pigeon.
Isn't the product of two negatives a positive one?
Correct. But negative plus negative - is still negative.
Bagger off.
The Exams. High School "Anatole" France
So as you can...
Wash 30 degrees, 30...
Do what a cutie...
- Workaholic... - Sir?
Hey, little lamb!
Exam started 5 minutes ago.
- We did what we could. - Keep my fingers crossed.
Three - two in favor of Canada, it's a double for Canada.
Then come Saturday. Wait, wait, I'll write it down.
I'm sorry, old man. 0-6-2-3-9-4.
So, everything is ready, super!
We've all surpassed ourselves.
And all thanks to you, Poloshon.
- What was that? - She kissed.
And he's still alive?
Much alive. But what is life?
It kind of to die and still exist and...
Enough, Maurice.
Arise, children of our Nation, The day of glory has arrived!....
49 percent.
Only one percent...
Ministry of Education
Are you all right?
I'm all wonderful, but you...
"Jules Ferry" did not passed the bar at 50 percent.
What?
You said they have successfully passed the test?
A game...
Mister Principal there's a letter.
That haven't happened since the 86th great result!
The letter for closure.
Your idea was stupid, how could I listen to you?
My?
Yes, yes, your idea!
Was that my idea for the worst teachers?
Yes! Officially, it's you!
I don't crave fame, I've always said that idea is yours.
Strange idea, but...
Shame on you, Napoleon!
- Where Boulard? - How did you...
Hey, Boulard!
Boulard!
Where's Boulard? Boulard!
All come here!
Here, Boulard.
- Good for you, Boulard! - Me?
You once again failed the final exam.
- I'm sorry. - Bravo, my son!
You didn't pass the exam, and wherein
came under strict Ministry hand!
I did it!..
Here is the letter. You're expelled as lagging behind!
And for bad behavior!
You are expelled from the school!
Thanks to you, Boulard, the final result of the school "Jules Ferry"
is 50 percent!
I don't understand...
Fifty percent!
Wow! That's good!
Boulard! Boulard! Boulard!
Hats off.
It seems that you are to be congratulated.
By the way, a short haircut suits you.
If you're hitting on me, you're long from passed.
I like it, you've changed.
Well, I'm waiting for the chemistry. Maybe it'll turn into physics?
Don't understand...
Through hard work and self-sacrificing
This team reached the highest results
this school has ever achieved in the history of France.
Here is a happy man. Well, sir?
Miguén, I'm in charge of studies.
Our nightmare!
How can you explain this miracle?
At first glance, we should be grateful to the fantastic Seven.
But if I had not demanded to expel Mr. Boulard, nothing would have happened.
Thank you, Mr. Miguén.
As you can see, I am surrounded by crowd of happy students.
What will say to your teachers?
Poloshon - the best of the best!
Amine reply to my message!
What are your plans?
I'll stay at school, these teachers are awesome!
- And you? - We'll study hard, I swear!
For these good results
you are heroes among heroes
you're brave among the brave, and therefore
deserve a special prize...
47 euros.
Prize.
But most importantly - you can choose your next school
somewhere at sun, or close to the sea, wherever you want.
Thanks, but no, it is unacceptable.
This success can be consider as defeat
I can not accept an award for defeat, I can not.
- Here. - I don't understand.
He wanted to say that he doesn't need your cheque and contributions.
- Puzzled. - Why?
Too many students didn't pass.
Don't forget who saved the day - Boulard.
Thank you sir, but we want to stay in "Jules Ferry".
We have to go to work.
I'm sorry, too late.
Let me introduce my new deputy, Marcel.
Jacquard?
Amine?
Marceline!
Don't say this was the same guy...
They kiss with tongue.
By the way, where's our Mr. Huston?
God, what is this?
Take it slowly.
You're weird, Antoine Poloshon.
Well, are you ready?
Sorry, I...
The one who taught me a lot... my dad.
camera: Régis Blondeau
Stop!
I'm tired of hours of study,
When I pull my pants
This year the exam is big I don't understand this school.
Tired of being an outcast, Get prodding from the teacher,
Can expel me hundred times, I swear I still have exam offered.
I have to graduate, I promised my mother,
And soon get to college, These bums bored me to death.
I'm back I'll pass the rest.
I will not hang out in the hammock!
Get ready....
By performance.
I will have a heart attack!
That's it!
Improved English subtitles L.Dobrev based on random English, Ukrainian and Bulgarian translations